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Ovqat pishirishning asosiy elementlari S lardir.
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Shakar
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Shirin
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Shakar.
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Yalang'och tuz
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Tuzli
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tuz.
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Fidget Fidget
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Sirka
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Nordon.
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Soya sousi
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Ab-soy-lutely!
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Soya sousi.
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Glub Glub
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Sos.
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Tonkatsu
Sos
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Okonomi
Sos
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Bu sous emas, miso.
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Va maxfiy tarkibiy qism issiq yonmoqda
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sevgilimga muhabbat.
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Juda issiq?!
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D-Sizga yordam kerakmi, Miia?
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Yaxshi!
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Menga qaraganda ko'proq mashq qilishim kerak
boshqalar sizning keliningiz bo'lish uchun!
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Men hozir yonyapman!
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Xo'sh, siz yonib ketasiz
uy pastga. Uni o'chiring.
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Bugundan boshlab men ovqat pishiraman!
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Kelin bo'lishni o'rgatishning qanday yaxshi usuli?
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Va keyin...
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Men uydaman, Miya.
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Uyga xush kelibsiz, azizim.
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Kechki ovqat istaysizmi?
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Vannami?
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Yoki... men?
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Men sizni hammomda kechki ovqatga taklif qilaman!
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Siz juda ochko'zsiz, azizim!
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Balki?
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Bu ovqat pishirishga hech qanday aloqasi yo'q ...
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Boshqalar qayerda?
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Ular hali ham uxlayaptimi?
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Miia, qozon!
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Issiq!
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Miia!
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6-tur "To'kish va tuxum qo'yish bilan kundalik hayot"
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Miia, hamma xato qiladi.
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Faqat harakat qilishda davom eting.
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Men - hammasi joyida.
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Men ovqat pishirish haqida tashvishlanmayman!
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Xo'sh, ehtimol
meni hozircha yolg'iz qo'yingmi?
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Bu dahshatli.
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Nima qilishim kerak?
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Men bu bilan shug'ullana olmayman ...
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bu qo'llar bilan.
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Bu nima?
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Qog'oz?
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Yo'q!
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Ou...
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Siz to'kyapsizmi?
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Demak, lamiyalar ham to'kilganmi?
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Shu sababdan bunchalik uzoqlashdingizmi?
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Ko‘rishingni xohlamadim
men to'kayotganimda.
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Qo'llarim shunday yonib,
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Men u bilan to'g'ri shug'ullana olmayman.
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Ha?!
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Mening to'kilgan terim ...
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Oh, siz shuni nazarda tutdingiz.
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Nima?
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Hech narsa.
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Qanday bo'lmasin, bu haqda tashvishlanmang.
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Siz har doim yalang'ochsiz.
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Lamias uchun, kimdir sizni ko'rishi kerak
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siz to'kayotganingizda ko'proq
yalang'och holda ko'rishdan ko'ra uyat!
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Men ovqat pishirolmayman, tozalay olmayman,
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yoki kir yuving.
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Buning ustiga...
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Men hatto to'g'ri to'kila olmayman.
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Siz haqiqatan ham bizni turmush qurish uchun o'ylayapsiz,
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va men sizningcha yashay olmayman
umidlar. Bu juda achinarli.
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Lekin men hech qachon to'kilmasdim!
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Bu nomukammal to'kish deb ataladi, shunday emasmi?
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Bu ko'pincha stress ostida bo'lgan ilonlarda sodir bo'ladi.
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Ehtimol, yangi joyda yashash
muhit sizni stressga duchor qilmoqda.
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Ammo siz terini olishingiz mumkin
Agar siz uni davom ettirishga ruxsat bersangiz, kasallik.
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Ha?
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Azizim, nega bu haqda juda ko'p bilasiz?
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Men biroz o'qidim.
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Smit-san ham menga maslahat berdi.
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Ilon ekologiyasi
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Lamiya ekologiyasi ilonlarga o'xshaydi.
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Bulardan o'rganish uchun foydalaning.
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Biz birga yashar ekanmiz,
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Men sizga qarzdorman.
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Azizim!
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Shunday qilib, men sizga yordam beraman.
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Lekin evaziga,
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Menga ham yordam berishingizni xohlayman.
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Nima?
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Odamlar to'kilmaydi, shunday emasmi?
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Biz qilamiz.
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Quyoshda kuyganimizda terimiz qichiydi.
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O-Yaxshi, men boraman.
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Xop.
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Agar og'riyotgan bo'lsa, menga xabar bering.
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U hayratlanarli darajada oson chiqadi.
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Men buni to'g'ri qilyapman shekilli.
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Lekin...
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Men-Begunoh fikrlar...
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Begunoh fikrlarni o'ylab ko'ring!
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D-Azizim...
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Maslahat...
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Dumining uchi...
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Bu sezgir, to'g'rimi?
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Lekin siz biroz sabr qilishingiz kerak, xo'pmi?
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Kutib turing, azizim!
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Men qila olmayman! Men chiday olmayman!
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Men juda yoqdim, bu meni aqldan ozdirmoqda!
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Hammasi joyida!
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Yana bir oz!
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Bu shunchaki maslahat!
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Yo'q!
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Men... tushundim.
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O-Yaxshi...
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Qolganini hozir qorningizdan olib tashlayman.
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Chalqancha yoting, maylimi?
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O-Yaxshi.
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Dumingizning uchi bilan tugatdik,
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shuning uchun qolganlari oson bo'lishi kerak -
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Um, azizim...
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Qaramang.
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Men uni echib tashlayman.
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To'xtang, bu sohani o'zingiz qilishingiz kerak emasmi?
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Lekin bu mening eng nozik soham.
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Agar u tortib olinmasa, yaxshi ...
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qichima va boshqa narsalar paydo bo'ladi.
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Shunday qilib, azizim... davom et.
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Xop.
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Xo'sh, Miia, terining qolgan qismi qayerda?
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U erda emas.
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Bir oz o'ngga.
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To'g'rimi?
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Bir oz o'ngimda, demoqchimisiz?
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Kechirasiz.
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Mening o'ngimda.
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Men ayniqsa qo'llarimni yaxshi bilaman
chunki ko'zlarim yopiq.
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Men Miia qanday his qilayotganini bevosita sezyapman.
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U juda yumshoq.
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Yumshoq, silliq va silliq...
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Bu qisqichbaqasimon qismlarga o'xshamaydi.
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Azizim,
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bu hudud sezgir ...
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Qizning... yumshoqligi...
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Kechirasiz, azizim.
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Hammasi joyida.
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Hozir yaxshiman.
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Yana bir oz bor.
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Oh, yo'q!
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Men boshqaruvni yo'qotdim.
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Foydasi yo'q! Agar davom etsak...
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Men ham har xil narsalarni to'kib tashlayman!
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Buni tezda tugatishim kerak.
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Miia, terining qolgan qismi qayerda?
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T - o'ngga.
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Xop.
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Mening huquqim, to'g'rimi?
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Siz uni qo'lingiz bilan yopyapsiz, to'g'rimi?
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Ha?
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O'ng qo'l
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Chap qo'l
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Keling, buni tugatamiz!
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To'g'ri siz emas, azizim!
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Slip
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Qanday qilyapsan?
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U ichkariga kirdi -
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D-Azizim!
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Mana, azizim.
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Ovqatlaning!
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Oldindan rahmat va kechirim so'rash uchun.
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Bu nima?
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An'anaviy lamiya taomimi?
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Mayli, ovqatlanamiz...
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Taom uchun rahmat...
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Hammasini yeding.
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Men hech qachon bunaqasini tatib ko'rmaganman.
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Odamlar bo'lmagan ovqat pishirish ajoyib.
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Biz juda kechikdik.
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Sizlarga nima bo'ldi?
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Bugun ertalabdan beri sizni ko'rmadim.
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Siz nima qildingiz?
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Oh, mening menyummi?
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Kori, go'sht va kartoshka, Gamburg bifshteksi,
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qovurilgan guruch, cho'chqa sho'rva va puding.
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Miia,
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ovqat kitobidan foydalandingizmi?
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Yo'q, men sizdan nusxa oldim.
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Men hammani sinab ko'rdim, shuning uchun hammasi yaxshi bo'lishi kerak.
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O'zingiz tatib ko'rmadingizmi?
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Men to'kilishimdan oldin ishtahamni yo'qotaman.
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Tee-hee.
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Ilon entsiklopediyasi
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Asosiylari
Pishirishning
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Monster qizlar!
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Monster qizlar!
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Men uydaman.
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Uyga xush kelibsiz.
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Siz ishdan charchagan bo'lsangiz kerak.
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Ustoz.
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Siz xarid qildingizmi?
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Supermarketda sotuv bor edi.
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Tuxum va sabzavotlar arzon edi.
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Ustoz...
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Ustoz!
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Ustoz, ustoz...
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Ustoz.
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Hey, Suu!
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Usta charchagan.
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Ustoz, usta, usta.
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Ha? Bu nima, Papi?
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Men tuxum qo'ymoqchiman.
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Nima?!
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Ha?
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Oh, u urug'lanmaganmi?
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Men buni siz bilan qildingiz deb o'yladim
sevgilim. Siz meni qo'rqitdingiz!
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Sheesh, qanday yengillik.
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Yaxshi qayg'u. Siz juda muammolisiz.
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Papi, siz tuxum qo'yasizmi?
har kuni tovuq kabimi?
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Bo'lishi mumkin emas!
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Mening oxirgi martadan beri abadiy o'tdi.
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Lekin bu Yaponiyaga kelganimdan beri birinchi marta.
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shuning uchun hammasi yaxshi ketmaydi.
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Bu stressmi?
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Nima bo'lganda ham, biz Smit-sanga qo'ng'iroq qilishimiz kerak ...
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Bu kim?
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Kechirasiz.
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Harpi olish bormi
bu erda tuxum qo'yishga tayyormisiz?
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Ha?
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Qayerdan bildingiz?
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Men eshitdim...
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Aytmoqchimanki, menda bir taxmin bor edi.
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Rejissyorning taxmini!
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Direktor?
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O'zimni tanishtirishga ruxsat bering.
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Men Kasegiman, video rejissyorman.
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Hozir hujjatli film suratga olyapman
turlararo almashinuv bo'yicha.
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Siz intervyu berishga tayyormisiz?
245
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Qanday keng koridor!
246
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Uh...
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Ishonchingiz komilmi?
248
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Biz bir qismi sifatida shu yerdamiz
turlararo almashinuv dasturi.
249
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Bu biz uchun mantiqiy
bunday suhbatlarda ishtirok eting.
250
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Menda to'shak bormi?
251
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Ha, har doimgidek.
252
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Mayli, keling, harpi bilan suhbatni boshlaylik!
253
00:12:50,780 --> 00:12:53,270
Xo'sh? Hali chiqadimi?
254
00:12:55,190 --> 00:12:59,040
Bunday holda, boshqasini suratga olishga ruxsat bering
tuxum kelguncha qizlar xonalari!
255
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Nima?
256
00:13:00,240 --> 00:13:01,840
Bularning barchasi turlararo almashinuvning bir qismidir!
257
00:13:01,840 --> 00:13:03,360
Men sizning yordamingiz uchun minnatdor bo'lardim.
258
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O'ylaymanki, bizda boshqa tanlov yo'q.
259
00:13:09,910 --> 00:13:11,720
Bu mening xonam.
260
00:13:12,140 --> 00:13:13,550
Yopiq basseyn!
261
00:13:13,550 --> 00:13:15,210
Mayo kiyganingiz ajablanarli emas.
262
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Goth loli uslubi sizning didingizmi?
263
00:13:17,670 --> 00:13:18,090
Ha.
264
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Aytgancha,
265
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külot kiyasizmi?
266
00:13:21,200 --> 00:13:22,150
Nima?!
267
00:13:22,150 --> 00:13:24,950
Eteking ostida nima bor?
268
00:13:24,950 --> 00:13:28,180
Hey! Qanday qilib qizga bu savolni bera olasiz?
269
00:13:28,180 --> 00:13:30,450
Oh, kechirasiz. Men shunchaki qiziqaman.
270
00:13:30,450 --> 00:13:32,230
Kechirasiz.
271
00:13:32,230 --> 00:13:34,580
Hovuzdan qanday chiqasiz?
272
00:13:35,120 --> 00:13:36,710
W - Xo'sh, men ...
273
00:13:37,580 --> 00:13:40,000
tezlikni yarating va suvdan sakrab chiqing.
274
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Shunga o'xshash.
275
00:13:44,380 --> 00:13:45,880
Ko‘raman, ko‘raman.
276
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Hey! Siz...
277
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Hechqisi yo‘q. Men uni tahrir qilaman.
278
00:13:52,710 --> 00:13:53,810
Davom etish,
279
00:13:53,810 --> 00:13:56,230
keling, Centorea-sanning xonasini ko'rib chiqaylik.
280
00:13:56,230 --> 00:13:57,140
Eshiting, siz...
281
00:13:57,770 --> 00:14:00,070
Xavotir olmang, ustoz.
282
00:14:00,070 --> 00:14:03,060
Merodan farqli o'laroq, men beparvo bo'lmayman.
283
00:14:03,060 --> 00:14:06,150
Har qanday intervyu yoki jangga bardosh beraman.
284
00:14:06,300 --> 00:14:07,970
Ot va inson tanasi
285
00:14:08,080 --> 00:14:10,870
Yapon uslubidagi xonami? Bu kutilmagan!
286
00:14:11,240 --> 00:14:13,110
Menga tatami gilamchalari yoqadi.
287
00:14:13,110 --> 00:14:14,370
Tekstura,
288
00:14:14,370 --> 00:14:15,720
o'tlarning hidi ...
289
00:14:15,720 --> 00:14:19,300
Kentavrlar to'shakda yoki futonda uxlamaydilar.
290
00:14:19,300 --> 00:14:20,720
Ammo bu tatami paspaslari -
291
00:14:20,720 --> 00:14:23,460
Centorea-san, siz külot kiyasizmi?
292
00:14:23,980 --> 00:14:26,510
Nega buni so'rayapsiz?!
293
00:14:26,510 --> 00:14:28,150
Buning hech narsaga aloqasi yo'q!
294
00:14:28,150 --> 00:14:29,720
sutyen haqida nima deyish mumkin?
295
00:14:29,720 --> 00:14:32,970
Kentavrlar shunchaki ichki kiyim kiymaydilar!
296
00:14:33,190 --> 00:14:35,200
Buni tekshirishga ruxsat bering.
297
00:14:35,880 --> 00:14:37,460
Ular juda og'ir ko'rinadi.
298
00:14:37,460 --> 00:14:38,600
Yelkalaringiz qotib qoladimi?
299
00:14:39,290 --> 00:14:41,290
Siz juda uzoqqa ketdingiz!
300
00:14:41,290 --> 00:14:43,580
Men keyingi haqoratlarga toqat qilmayman!
301
00:14:43,580 --> 00:14:45,020
Siz ularga chidashingiz shart emas.
302
00:14:45,020 --> 00:14:45,610
Nima?
303
00:14:45,910 --> 00:14:48,940
Agar qiyin savollarni bermasangiz,
bu intervyu emas!
304
00:14:48,940 --> 00:14:51,860
Men sizning nafratingizga sazovor bo'lsam ham,
305
00:14:51,860 --> 00:14:54,080
Yopish uchun qo'limdan kelganini qilaman
o'zaro tushunish
306
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va turlar orasidagi do'stlik!
307
00:14:59,190 --> 00:15:01,600
Endi Miia-sanning xonasiga boramiz.
308
00:15:03,260 --> 00:15:05,380
Bu mening xonam.
309
00:15:05,840 --> 00:15:08,020
Siz külot kiyasizmi?
310
00:15:08,020 --> 00:15:09,480
Shu bilan boshlayapsizmi?!
311
00:15:09,480 --> 00:15:10,570
Men qilaman!
312
00:15:10,570 --> 00:15:12,400
Menga ko'rsatasizmi?
313
00:15:13,050 --> 00:15:14,930
Hechqisi yo'q, jinni!
314
00:15:15,390 --> 00:15:17,640
Oh? Bu nima?
315
00:15:19,890 --> 00:15:21,280
Bu sizning teringizmi?
316
00:15:21,280 --> 00:15:22,600
Hali ham tashlamadingmi?
317
00:15:22,600 --> 00:15:24,030
To'kilgan terimi?
318
00:15:24,030 --> 00:15:28,070
Xo'sh, agar men uyatli bo'lardim
uni tashqariga tashladi va qarg'alar unga etib kelishdi ...
319
00:15:28,440 --> 00:15:30,740
Siz buni tashlab ketolmaysiz!
320
00:15:30,740 --> 00:15:33,960
Muassaslar buni noyob xazina deb bilishadi!
321
00:15:34,800 --> 00:15:37,880
Qadim zamonlardan beri yaponlar
ilon terisini omadli deb bilishgan.
322
00:15:37,880 --> 00:15:40,600
Ilonlarga sig'inadigan ziyoratgohlar
hamma joyda muqaddas!
323
00:15:40,600 --> 00:15:44,080
Xitoyda ular anjom sifatida ishlatiladi
an'anaviy tibbiyotning tarkibiy qismi.
324
00:15:44,360 --> 00:15:46,690
Xo'sh, men buni olsam bo'ladimi?
325
00:15:46,690 --> 00:15:48,840
Ishonchim komilki, har xil odamlar
unga ega bo'lishni istardim!
326
00:15:48,840 --> 00:15:50,970
A- Mutlaqo yo'q!
327
00:15:50,970 --> 00:15:54,180
Faqat buzuqlar mening terimga ega bo'lishdan xursand bo'lishadi.
328
00:15:54,180 --> 00:15:56,350
Bu uning terisi.
329
00:15:56,550 --> 00:15:59,920
Keyin men uni faqat tadqiqot muassasalariga beraman.
330
00:15:59,920 --> 00:16:02,850
Bu teri qandaydir kashfiyotga olib kelishi mumkin.
331
00:16:02,850 --> 00:16:04,140
Kashfiyotmi?
332
00:16:04,140 --> 00:16:07,030
Biz chuqurroq narsaga erishishimiz mumkin
tushunish darajasi.
333
00:16:07,030 --> 00:16:08,080
Chuqurroqmi?
334
00:16:08,080 --> 00:16:12,360
Bu hatto turmush qurishingizga olib kelishi mumkin
sizning dar- er, inson erkak.
335
00:16:12,990 --> 00:16:14,450
Uylanish...
336
00:16:13,950 --> 00:16:15,530
Mo''jizaviy materiya kashf qilindi
Lamia Skinda
337
00:16:13,950 --> 00:16:15,530
Lamiasin
Hammasini davolash
338
00:16:13,950 --> 00:16:15,530
Lamiasin Z mo'jizasi
339
00:16:15,530 --> 00:16:16,950
$10 Million Bazillion Yen
340
00:16:19,210 --> 00:16:20,660
Xo'sh, u holda,
341
00:16:20,660 --> 00:16:23,180
chunki bu do'stlik uchun ...
342
00:16:25,080 --> 00:16:26,900
Ammo bu juda yomon.
343
00:16:26,900 --> 00:16:29,460
Agar menda bo'lsa, bundan qimmatroq bo'lardi
uning to'kilishi tasvirlari.
344
00:16:30,830 --> 00:16:32,680
Ustoz, bu Papi-sama!
345
00:16:32,680 --> 00:16:33,300
Ha?
346
00:16:34,540 --> 00:16:35,050
Papi!
347
00:16:35,870 --> 00:16:39,430
Men... menimcha, bu... chiqadi...
348
00:16:39,430 --> 00:16:41,670
R-Tinchla, papi!
349
00:16:41,670 --> 00:16:43,480
Ha! Lamaze texnikasidan foydalaning!
350
00:16:43,480 --> 00:16:45,960
Ichkariga, ichkariga, tashqariga.
351
00:16:45,960 --> 00:16:49,630
Ikki marta nafas oling, keyin nafas oling.
352
00:16:49,630 --> 00:16:52,080
Agar shunday qilsa, u giperventilatsiyalanadi.
353
00:16:52,710 --> 00:16:54,570
Siz ham buni suratga olyapsizmi?
354
00:16:54,950 --> 00:16:57,780
Albatta! Hammasi turlararo almashinuv uchun!
355
00:16:57,780 --> 00:16:59,320
Yaxshi, Papi-chan.
356
00:16:59,320 --> 00:17:01,620
Keling, etagingizni ko'taraylik.
357
00:17:01,620 --> 00:17:02,080
Nima?
358
00:17:02,670 --> 00:17:03,460
Xop.
359
00:17:04,599 --> 00:17:06,300
Shungacha borish kerakmi?
360
00:17:06,300 --> 00:17:08,440
Hozir, hozir. Mana, ustoz.
361
00:17:08,440 --> 00:17:11,319
Papi-sanga tuxum qo'yishiga yordam bering.
362
00:17:11,319 --> 00:17:11,839
Ha?!
363
00:17:16,210 --> 00:17:18,800
Juda yaxshi, ustoz.
364
00:17:18,800 --> 00:17:19,470
Ovozingni o'chir!
365
00:17:19,839 --> 00:17:20,790
Aytgancha,
366
00:17:20,790 --> 00:17:23,079
tuxum bilan nima qilmoqchisiz?
367
00:17:23,079 --> 00:17:23,839
Agar xohlasangiz ...
368
00:17:23,839 --> 00:17:26,030
Oh, jim bo'l! O'zingiz xohlagan narsani qiling!
369
00:17:29,250 --> 00:17:31,150
M-ustoz,
370
00:17:31,150 --> 00:17:32,470
bir oz ko'proq ...
371
00:17:32,470 --> 00:17:34,150
S-Kechirasiz. Bu juda qiyinmi?
372
00:17:35,050 --> 00:17:37,220
Bir oz pastroq.
373
00:17:37,220 --> 00:17:38,410
Pastroqmi?
374
00:17:41,800 --> 00:17:43,560
Qiyin narsa bor.
375
00:17:43,560 --> 00:17:44,910
Bu tuxummi?
376
00:17:46,620 --> 00:17:48,880
M-Master...
377
00:17:48,880 --> 00:17:51,770
Chiqmoqda...
378
00:17:51,770 --> 00:17:53,840
Tuxum chiqadi.
379
00:17:53,840 --> 00:17:55,730
Siz qila olasiz, Papi.
380
00:17:55,730 --> 00:17:58,180
Mayli, unda. Keling, uning külotlarini yechaylik!
381
00:17:58,180 --> 00:17:59,370
Nima?
382
00:17:59,370 --> 00:18:02,320
Bu tushunish va do'stlik uchun!
383
00:18:02,320 --> 00:18:03,810
Lekin...
384
00:18:03,810 --> 00:18:06,310
Ustoz, hammasi joyida.
385
00:18:06,310 --> 00:18:07,350
Lekin...
386
00:18:10,940 --> 00:18:12,260
Mana shunday.
387
00:18:12,260 --> 00:18:15,110
Menga senzurasiz tuxum qoʻyish sahnasini koʻrsating.
388
00:18:15,110 --> 00:18:18,560
Garpi tuxumi hech qanday qiymatga ega emas
uch million iyendan kam.
389
00:18:18,560 --> 00:18:21,780
Va bu senzuradan o'tmagan kadrlar bilan birlashtirilgan,
390
00:18:21,780 --> 00:18:24,050
to'rtta bo'lishi mumkin... yo'q, besh million.
391
00:18:24,050 --> 00:18:26,660
Inson, inson bo'lmagan turlar oltin konidir.
392
00:18:26,660 --> 00:18:30,040
"Ular ham soqov, shuning uchun
ular osonlikcha manipulyatsiya qilinadi."
393
00:18:30,310 --> 00:18:31,040
Ha?
394
00:18:32,040 --> 00:18:32,540
Ha?!
395
00:18:32,540 --> 00:18:35,200
“Biz endigina eng seksual qismga yetib keldik.
396
00:18:35,200 --> 00:18:37,050
Men boshqa chiday olmayman”.
397
00:18:38,950 --> 00:18:41,540
Shunday qilib, siz nima qildingiz.
398
00:18:41,540 --> 00:18:42,350
Tushunyapsizmi?
399
00:18:42,350 --> 00:18:43,260
Do'stlikmi?
400
00:18:43,260 --> 00:18:44,550
Meni kuldirmang.
401
00:18:44,550 --> 00:18:46,850
Siz qo'pol odam! Siz uyalishingiz kerak!
402
00:18:47,760 --> 00:18:50,370
Siz bizdan pul ishlamoqchi edingizmi?!
403
00:18:50,370 --> 00:18:52,320
Sizning kamerangiz va Miia terisi...
404
00:18:52,320 --> 00:18:53,820
Biz ularni olib ketamiz!
405
00:18:54,440 --> 00:18:56,570
Menga tegmang!
406
00:18:56,770 --> 00:18:59,550
Odam bo'lmagan turlar odamlarga zarar etkaza olmaydi!
407
00:18:59,550 --> 00:19:01,740
Bu mening mulkim. Mening bir qismim.
408
00:19:01,740 --> 00:19:05,390
Sizning unga tegishga haqqingiz yo'q!
409
00:19:05,390 --> 00:19:06,080
Direktor.
410
00:19:07,160 --> 00:19:09,080
Siz ham tuxumni xohlamadingizmi?
411
00:19:09,830 --> 00:19:10,460
Tuxum!
412
00:19:10,580 --> 00:19:13,080
Mening uch millionim!
413
00:19:19,930 --> 00:19:22,430
Siz sotuvda tuxum olishingiz mumkin
yaqin supermarketda.
414
00:19:26,330 --> 00:19:28,030
Azizim!
415
00:19:26,330 --> 00:19:28,030
Ustoz!
416
00:19:28,540 --> 00:19:31,480
Ammo, azizim, siz Papi tuxumini sindirdingiz.
417
00:19:31,770 --> 00:19:32,700
Aslida,
418
00:19:32,700 --> 00:19:35,730
Bu oddiy tuxumlardan biri edi
Men supermarketda sotib oldim.
419
00:19:35,960 --> 00:19:37,650
Aqlli!
420
00:19:38,640 --> 00:19:40,160
Rahmat, Suu.
421
00:19:40,160 --> 00:19:42,510
Sizda bunday qobiliyat borligini bilmasdim.
422
00:19:42,510 --> 00:19:44,280
Siz fikrlarni o'qiy olasizmi?
423
00:19:44,280 --> 00:19:45,740
Men hayratdaman.
424
00:19:45,740 --> 00:19:47,930
E-Hamma!
425
00:19:47,930 --> 00:19:49,750
Tuxum chiqadi!
426
00:19:51,250 --> 00:19:53,230
Siz qila olasiz, Papi.
427
00:19:53,230 --> 00:19:54,690
Yana bir turtki!
428
00:19:54,690 --> 00:19:56,630
Lamaze! Lamaze texnikasi!
429
00:19:56,630 --> 00:19:59,190
Ichkariga, ichkariga, tashqariga. Ichkariga, ichkariga, tashqariga!
430
00:19:59,190 --> 00:20:00,250
Hey! Miia!
431
00:20:00,250 --> 00:20:02,190
Siz qaray olmaysiz, azizim!
432
00:20:02,940 --> 00:20:04,710
Men-chiqayapti!
433
00:20:04,710 --> 00:20:06,460
Bu ancha katta...
434
00:20:06,460 --> 00:20:08,940
Ajoyib. U juda keng tarqalgan.
435
00:20:08,940 --> 00:20:11,230
Bunday grafik sharhlashni bas qiling!
436
00:20:19,360 --> 00:20:22,350
Xo'sh, Papi tuxumi bilan nima qilamiz?
437
00:20:22,350 --> 00:20:25,450
Men bunchalik qimmatli ekanini tushunmadim.
438
00:20:25,450 --> 00:20:26,750
Nima qilishimiz kerak?
439
00:20:27,570 --> 00:20:29,080
Nima qilishimiz kerak, Smit-san?
440
00:20:29,540 --> 00:20:33,370
Meni aralashishga urinmang.
Buning uchun yetarlicha maosh olmayman.
441
00:20:33,370 --> 00:20:35,560
Oh, va Darling-kun ...
442
00:20:36,010 --> 00:20:36,580
Ha?
443
00:20:37,100 --> 00:20:38,680
Ism va manzil
444
00:20:38,680 --> 00:20:41,270
o'sha direktorning tashrif qog'ozi soxta edi.
445
00:20:41,270 --> 00:20:42,910
U o'z biznesida tajribali ko'rinardi,
446
00:20:42,910 --> 00:20:44,300
shuning uchun u takroran jinoyatchi bo'lishi mumkin.
447
00:20:44,300 --> 00:20:45,590
Men uni tekshiraman.
448
00:20:45,790 --> 00:20:47,000
Mayli...
449
00:20:47,760 --> 00:20:49,040
Aytgancha,
450
00:20:49,040 --> 00:20:51,050
bugun kechki ovqatga nima bor?
451
00:20:51,050 --> 00:20:54,160
Miia bugun kechqurun ovqat pishiradi.
Agar siz bunga rozi bo'lsangiz ...
452
00:20:54,160 --> 00:20:55,600
Ha? Papi, tuxumingiz qayerda?
453
00:20:55,900 --> 00:20:57,110
Muzlatgich.
454
00:20:57,500 --> 00:21:00,860
Siz uni u erga qo'ydingizmi? Nima bo'lsa
kimdir tasodifan pishiradi -
455
00:21:03,730 --> 00:21:07,330
Bugun kechki ovqat meniki
Mutaxassisligi: qaynatilgan tuxum.
456
00:21:08,120 --> 00:21:10,080
O‘sha la’nati bola.
457
00:21:10,930 --> 00:21:14,120
U mening tuxum, kamera va ma'lumotlarimni buzdi.
458
00:21:14,760 --> 00:21:17,450
Men ko'proq ip yig'ishim kerak
yana pul ishlash uchun.
459
00:21:17,450 --> 00:21:19,400
Siz bandga o'xshaysiz.
460
00:21:19,400 --> 00:21:21,000
Yordam kerakmi?
461
00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:22,620
Menda ko'p narsa bor.
462
00:21:22,620 --> 00:21:23,510
Ovozingni o'chir!
463
00:21:24,080 --> 00:21:27,970
Katta boshga tushmang
chunki sizning ipingiz sotiladi!
464
00:21:27,970 --> 00:21:29,740
Va siz hamma joyda tarmoq qurishda davom etasiz!
465
00:21:29,740 --> 00:21:32,020
Ularni bir joyda saqlay olmaysizmi?!
466
00:21:32,330 --> 00:21:34,060
Bir joy?
467
00:21:35,320 --> 00:21:37,320
Shunday demoqchimisiz?
468
00:21:38,150 --> 00:21:40,570
U tasodifan uch millionni tashlab yubordi.
469
00:21:40,570 --> 00:21:45,030
U juda mehribon yoki
qo'y terisini kiygan bo'ri.
470
00:21:45,030 --> 00:21:46,530
Qanday jirkanch.
471
00:21:48,680 --> 00:21:51,030
Men biroz qiziqaman.
472
00:23:22,130 --> 00:23:25,750
Maxsus otryad faqat boshqarish uchun tuzilgan
473
00:23:25,750 --> 00:23:30,470
tomonidan sodir etilgan jinoyatlar
tegib bo'lmaydigan insoniy bo'lmagan turlar.
474
00:23:30,320 --> 00:23:36,010
Turlar 7
"MON va Araxne bilan kundalik hayot"
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Ular Monster Ops: Neytralizatsiya.
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Arachne kichik turlari
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Arachne
O'rgimchakning pastki tanasi bilan odam bo'lmagan tur. Arachne to'rtdan oltitagacha ko'zlarga ega va butunlay yirtqich hisoblanadi. Ular qorin bo'shlig'ining uchidan to'r va tuzoqlarni aylantirish uchun foydalanadigan ipni chiqaradilar. Bu ovchilar odatda o'ljalarini tuzoqqa ilintiradilar, ammo ov qilish insoniyat jamiyatida keraksiz bo'lgani uchun ular iplari bilan trikotaj buyumlar va qo'g'irchoqlar yasash bilan vaqt o'tkazishadi. Ularning ovchi instinktlari ularni odamlarni bog'lab, ular bilan o'ynashga majbur qiladi. Ular kofeindan mast bo'lishadi.